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#3 Overly Loud When Lifting Weights Guy

Ugghhhh, ughhhhhhhhhhhh, ten, ughhhh, eleven, UUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,TWELVE!!!! YES, YESSSS YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

These are the all too familiar sounds of Overly Loud When Lifting Weights Guy. Most of us go to the gym to try and stay in shape, drop a few pounds, or even get into bodybuilding. The truth is, I don’t care what the hell your workout goals are. I DO care, however, when Overly Loud When Lifting Weights Guy makes a spectacle of himself in the gym. Overly Loud When Lifting Weights Guy can come in many forms. Most often, he’ll be wearing either a muscle shirt, sleeveless t-shirt from a fraternity/sorority social, or no shirt at all. He’s usually either bench pressing, doing curls, or some outlandish attention-drawing upper body exercise. You will NEVER see Overly Loud When Lifting Weights Guy doing lower body or leg exercises. This is simply not in his nature. This guy strictly adheres to upper body exercises, as clearly evidenced by his massive, steroid-esque chest and biceps, yet scrawny, underdeveloped calves, and thighs. Why? Overly Loud When Lifting Weights Guy has no interest in developing the muscles below his waist because, just as his vocally intrusive antics in the gym, he believes that having huge pectorals is the best way to draw attention to himself. There’s noting wrong with being in good shape, be a fucking bodybuilder for all I care; just don’t be so damn loud you draw the attention of EVERYONE in the gym.

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